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  • swamy
    12-12 10:02 PM
    that IV will loose members if we force a fee. I beg to ask what other choices you have? Enlighten me. please..........

    We already have chapters as the first and foremost source of valuable information. Once someone becomes involved and committed, they will signup for monthly contributions themselves. If we have enough of that to guarantee a decent source of recurring income like 20 40 k or whatevr, I dont see the need to deprive some depressed soul surfing the net looking for some reassuring information from having to goto bed in peace.




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  • tonyHK12
    04-20 06:27 PM
    Thanks TonyHK12. I see that so far you have kept it cool here...inspite of some provocations :)
    I for one very much appreciate that. Please keep it up. We do have common goals that we can work productively towards.

    thanks. something needs to be done about the people following me around and creating provocation at every opportunity, as they say - flaming. I guess it comes from having an inferiority complex.

    The moderators are not very active here, having full time jobs




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  • cool_guy_onnet1
    06-23 09:02 AM
    Q.1) I understand you can't file 485 for your spouse if PD is not current but does the PD need to be current to add your spouse as a dependent on your 485 application w/o filing 485 for her?

    Q.2) Q.1 raises Q.2. When the dates are no more current, is adding your spouse as a dependent on your 485 safe enuf for her to be considered for filing 485 and getting GC when the dates will be current in future.

    Earlier In this thread- page # 3, I had setup a 485 kunwaras mailing list. I spoke to 3 different attorneys including murthy's and came to this conclusion- hope this removes lot of redundant questions.
    First of all, I work for LitIGATION technology company so please - don't doubt any accuracies - All our clients are top attorneys and I have used all my resources and this is the most creative idea i came-up with

    ***********************************************
    How to delay 485 approvals - - - -
    Wait for 15th July- If PD is current in August - don't apply in July , if not, go for last week of July
    Since there are ton of cases, one will not get FP in traditional 30 day but they will get it around 60-90 days (assumption based on ,immigration and immigrationvoice forums and comparing influx with 1999-2000 dates becoming current situation. Yes, i have taken into assumtion that there were 195K h1's that time )
    Ok so it's september already and you got your FP! But you want to have a total period of 1 year without losing your pd or your file in queue.
    If dates are current in August then rescheduling september FP will go to December/November at the best!
    Then you complete the fp process and the average time is 8 months - considering the flood of applications and dates will definately hit retrogressing in Nov-dec, They will assign cut-off dates. lets assume they go back to where the dates were in May/June 07 , then ,you will need to see where you are in the queue. There are some creative ways of generating an RFE (without getting 485 rehected due to initial evidence)- but it's not recommended ;-).
    Keep-up the good work and please contribute if you want to thank me.




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  • pathiren
    01-30 10:30 PM
    Still 24, 27



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  • hopefulgc
    03-13 12:48 PM
    BharatPremi... think u might be mistaken ...

    I have to agree with sunny1000. The consulate page says this in clear text.

    "The following numbers are derived from the Department of State's Visa Bulletin."



    That is exactly I was thinking. My first confusion was why the hell people want to check CP dates and create the false thread but then I realize they must not be around/ in the process to realize that CP dates != AOS dates. Some times CP ones equals but not always. Let's hope those equals to AOS dats this time.




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  • pv_gc
    04-07 03:27 PM
    I just paid $100 through paypal



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  • gc28262
    03-11 11:49 AM
    Green.Tech,

    I understand where you are coming from. And I am sorry that some of my recent posts were irresponsible.

    Frankly, after mumbai attack I have been a different person. I come to this forum to learn and provide any information I can provide. But it bothers me to see few jerks like mirage who don't have any clue of how things work, and they just start posting on the forum "remove country limits, remove country limits, remove country limits, remove country limits, remove country limits, remove country limits, remove country limits" 30 times a day, as if that will be sufficient to remove country limits. And in more ways this uneducated style bothers me. I will try to ignore it and go my way.

    I am right now going to speed dial that other side of me, good and informative side.


    .

    sanju,

    It is ok to oppose any idea you don't like. But you can do it in a gentle way.

    sanju, mirage,

    Let peace prevail between you guys:)




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  • she81
    01-31 01:49 PM
    Please read and vote cautiously as another illegal immigration related clause is at number 5



    Whoa, the question is up at number 3 now!

    Thanks syzygy but I think I can discern that much.



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  • misanthrope
    10-02 11:24 PM
    Sorry but i dont agree if you call the consultants sleazy or any other thing.
    Read again. I did not call the consultants sleazy. Also, I did not generalize them. My support is followed in the second line.

    Everybody fights to survive here and they are taking a risk at their own cost hence they are benefitting.
    To me, this statement does not really deliver anything substantial or meaningful. Can you please reiterate?

    I donno whether you would not take a eb1 if uscis itself offers u one ?
    Again, this statement does not serve as a counter-argument because this is a fictional scenario and does not hold importance here.

    Anyways may be you arent lying but check your company ..all the big
    companies do creative accounting tell lies to share holders and what not ..does it make them any inferior or superior ..in the end behind every success there are things that are right.
    This is not an argument about accounting principles. Even if I tie your statement to my points, it does not compute. I am against labeling and generalizing EB-3 and I said that in my post. Please read my post again.

    So even people who applied in eb2 did somethings right which enabled them to get qualified under it.
    What's the message here, man? I mean seriously. Are you supporting malpractices or are you just confused?

    Dont be a crybaby ..be a man ...u american graduate take risk or show ability to qualify under eb1.
    Thanks for encouraging criminal acts in a very desperate manner.




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  • mrdelhiite
    07-12 08:20 AM
    He says we will come to know about where things will be going by the time they release the August bulletin.

    please share the name of the law firm he works for ?
    -M



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  • ilikekilo
    05-24 10:05 PM
    [QUOTE=paskal]this is the code that has been amended

    do u have a valid link for evidence the last time i sw was it was $8500 on aila.com




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  • bkarnik
    09-17 11:29 AM
    Seems like they are discussing about Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey

    Nope...they are talking about impeaching a US District Judge. This should be very fast.



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  • walking_dude
    03-13 12:49 PM
    I, for one, am unable to join a state chapter, because , the nearest chapter is 400 miles and 2 states away. What good would it do to me to join something that I can never be part of. I wanted to start a state chapter here in my place, but I couldnt find any useful resources on how to do it. May be eb3_nepa has some reasons like it.

    I was also unable to find a state chapter just a few months back. So I started one. Now we have around 60 members. Someone needs to take the initiative and set the ball rolling. That someone can be you.

    Here's an excellent resource on how to start a state chapter.

    http://anilgeneral.blogspot.com/2007/10/how-to-start-and-maintain-state-chapter.html


    The Admin Fixes letter campaign was a good initiative. But, the target date got moved twice, and now I dont even know when the end date is.


    The end date is the date when the fixes get passed.

    IV moved the target dates to get more letters from members. It paid back richly as thousands more letters were got through the hardwork of volunteers who collected these letters. As pointed by paskal work is in progress on the campaign and more stuff is getting done.



    May be IV should be a top-down organization. Any organization as big as IV would probably be better served with a Top Team. That team could probably elected by the community. I am confident, that most of our members wouldnt even mind spending a few extra bucks to pay a honarary amount to this team for their efforts and time. Then there will be more structure and accountability and action going on around here.


    If you really think you can get someone like Aman Kapoor - who visited DC 18 times last year spending 60k of his personal money - by paying a few extra bucks, be my guest!

    IV is a volunteer organization. Its strength is volunteers who believe in the cause and ready to spend their efforts and money for a cause that benefits not only them, but also the slackers who do nothing and sit on the forum badmouthing/belittling those who do.

    A paid person will not do all that for you for the few extra bucks you are ready to pay.


    I came to know about IV pretty late. When I did learn about IV and joined IV, I was a very enthusiastic participant. Of late, I do believe IV is fading away. I dont see so many activities going on around here. Like eb3_nepa and few others said, IV is right now becoming just another Immigration portal. It is starting to lose its identity.

    After doing all the hard work to gather a mass or like minded people, it will be shameful, if IV drifts away from its stated aim. So, may be it is time for every member, including core members like you to refect upon things and come up with ways to make this organization more transparent and more accessible for people like me.


    Don't judge IV by what's posted on the forum. IV is more than a forum. A lot of action happens off the forum (in fact most of it). Like Morpheus told Neo in Matrix, 'No one can tell you what it is. You need to experience it yourself'. Participating actively in IV activities through state chapters is the only way to know all IV activities happening.

    It will never get posted here in a forum full of anti-immigrant trolls. IV is transparent in its finances as it gets audited as a tax-exempt organization and held accountable to its expenses. Transparency is bi-directional. IV expects its members seeking updates to be transparent too (by providing complete contact details and valid E-mail ids). When a large number of members aren't transparent themselves, asking IV to be transparent is a moot point.



    Like Waldenpond said, it is probably not wise to list all the items going on in the portal. The work around to that would be, we can add another membership type which is more restrictive. This membership group will have only members whose identities have been verified. Once this group is created, IV can post all the happenings accessible to them. This will help people like me who are unable to be part of any state chapter to know what is happening at IV. Keep our sprits high.



    Sorry to be blunt here. IVs aim is to motivate members to participate in the activities and achieve the goal. Keeping spirits high for everyone is not a part of the deal.

    Creation of such a value-added paid membership was discussed earlier. Most of the IV members don't want it. So it didn't happen.




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  • adreg
    04-07 11:50 AM
    I just put in my $100.

    This NPR-like drive works (especially when Ira Glass at NPR pushes you along) :)

    More seriously though, good work IV core folk and volunteers. This is the first forum that I find thoughtful, smart and tactful and tuned into the legilsative framework on Capitol Hill. Good work.

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  • Dhundhun
    12-12 09:36 PM
    I am not able to start and feel that there is already hidden membership is there. Is there any thuth in this feeling? How does IV is working in terms of access rights?

    IV is already not member friendly. With 25,000 members, raising 30,000 is getting so difficult. Why so? I once posed the question and moderators conveniently deleted it.




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  • ElectricGrandpa
    06-16 01:15 PM
    yes, and normally you don't wear jeans that match your iPod

    In ads for iPods they would. The marketing people would choose clothes and backgrounds that matched/jived with the product. That's just how it works.

    btw, nice fasterthanlight.



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  • desi3933
    08-19 02:54 PM
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    So a citizen can really help. Please make your contact details available, so that when emergency arises, you can help them by contacting the congressman or senators.


    Thanks so much for the suggestion. How can I have my contact details available without posting it on Public Forum?

    Meantime, please contact me thru PM, if I can be any help.




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  • mirage
    03-11 10:07 AM
    I spoke to him yesterday, this is what he told me 'I wrote this letter long back, neither I remember what I asked nor I kept a copy but we can presume I asked about pending I-485 applications, because just asking pending 'applications' for Indians wouldn't have made sense anyway, than it could be any application Citizenship etc, etc..
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    I think we still are waiting from the member to tell us, exactly what was asked of the senator.

    GO I/WE GO. TOGETHER WE CAN.




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  • asanghi
    05-24 02:07 PM
    Hey hey, I don't have to apply with my current legal name do I? ;)

    They have your finger prints




    smitin_2000
    05-20 02:43 PM
    Please remember that ICICI gives LIMITED coverage for anyone above the age of 56. It is mentioned in the "fine print". They have a restriction of say $1200 per day of hospitalization (not sure of the exact amount- but somewhere in that region).

    The same is true for TATA Travelguard

    It sounds like Comprehensive Insurance from a US company might provide the best "insurance"

    Don't ever go with ICICI Lombard, they are jerks and cheaters, I took it for my mother and they have not educated her properly while taking insurance from them, when it comes to claim, they have given penny, saying they have applied sublimits in her claim, and they took too much time to pass a claim of a chunk, I really hate this company, don't go with them,
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    bestia
    12-05 01:52 AM
    Hi I've been a NC victim for almost 3 years. I have heard all kinds of speculations on the real reason behind USCIS/FBI decision,like the amount of the tax you pay, your political view, your education level,etc. all influence the result. Could that be true or it's just purely a bureaucratic backlog? Something interesting to think about I guess.

    Oh, come on. I think situation is much more simple than that. I wonder if FBI really got ONE bad guy among H1b poor souls. FBI perfectly knows that it's just stupid to suspect a person who lived on same place for years, personally went to fingerprinting, submitted all kinda information about himself and humbly waiting for GC in being some "threat".

    Because of that FBI considers us "low priority", simply - they don't care about us. But the law requires them to check us, so those who got "no match" automatically pass without any human intervention. But those who by some reason "matched" are awaiting for some FBI dude to push couple of buttons on his computer. But since FBI dude will be first considering more important things to do, those couple of "button presses" might take couple of years.

    This is how I see it. If that's true, then ironically if some of H1bs would be involved in drug trafficking, prostitution or would really posses any threat - namechecks would be going really quick.



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